My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
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he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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