I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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