I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
im six kinds of drunk right now
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
tell me about the fingering
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