i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
She announced her abortion via fbk
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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