We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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