was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
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last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
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i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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