big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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