508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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