How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
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They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
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Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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