sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
so explain again why im purple
no
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Let the clothes fall where they may.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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