I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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