my mouth tastes like poor choices
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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