Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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