His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I'm at about main and main street
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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