see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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