Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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