and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
This is classic penis vs brain.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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