I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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