you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
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Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
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I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
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