Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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