i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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