Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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