so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
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I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
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I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
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