PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
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If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize