I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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