White coat. Heels.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
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He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
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I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
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