I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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