and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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