Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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