Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
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I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Are we still banned from the library?
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
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he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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