You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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