We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
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Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
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I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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