what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
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The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
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That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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