Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
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That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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