if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
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this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
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She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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