Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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