yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
