i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
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She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
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Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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