this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
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You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
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As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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