MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
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He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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