she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Randomize
