She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
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That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I'm at about main and main street
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
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Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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