Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Still dying that you shit outside
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
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She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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