We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
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Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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