problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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