Cold hands, warm shart.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
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they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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