I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
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DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
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I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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