know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
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When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
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I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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