Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
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The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
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I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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