How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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