I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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