well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
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I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
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Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
is it fun? or sober?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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