Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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