What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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