Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
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Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
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Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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