He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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