He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Is it because I queefed?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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